Monday, 20 June 2011

Fish Out of Water

They say the Lion is the king of the jungle. And maybe he is, but he doesnt look like royalty when he is in a cage at the safari walk or in a zoo. Point is you can only thrive in a particular environment. I have been hosting a large number of guys here on business and pleasure. The common problem they have all had is failing to fully understand the social scene here. I have mentioned in the past that the average Kla woman is pretty well pampered and expects a lot from her suitors. Nairobi dudes are not used to having to go to extra time and even penalties for a non competitive game like charity sheild! This can lead to a lot of frustrations. Word of advice (gathered from countless weekends of observation); while there is the odd chance of your bad boy image getting you some action out here, be prepared to go the whole nine yards or count many lukewarm nights ( it never really gets that cold in Kla)! Or just follow the footsteps of charlie in 2&1/2 men and just liquor them up.

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