Monday 20 June 2011

Fish Out of Water

They say the Lion is the king of the jungle. And maybe he is, but he doesnt look like royalty when he is in a cage at the safari walk or in a zoo. Point is you can only thrive in a particular environment. I have been hosting a large number of guys here on business and pleasure. The common problem they have all had is failing to fully understand the social scene here. I have mentioned in the past that the average Kla woman is pretty well pampered and expects a lot from her suitors. Nairobi dudes are not used to having to go to extra time and even penalties for a non competitive game like charity sheild! This can lead to a lot of frustrations. Word of advice (gathered from countless weekends of observation); while there is the odd chance of your bad boy image getting you some action out here, be prepared to go the whole nine yards or count many lukewarm nights ( it never really gets that cold in Kla)! Or just follow the footsteps of charlie in 2&1/2 men and just liquor them up.

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