I remember promising myself that I would find out what it is that ugandan guys get in return for such good treatment of their partners. Having acquired some finesse ( Not much though, coz u can get a man from the village but....) a pal was on a roll in more ways than you can imagine (What they tell you about sex Aunties must be true!).
But at some point he noticed a certain word kept comming up - 'Banange'! Due to the circumstances under which the name was mentioned, he was afraid to ask its meaning. One day he decided to quench his curiosty by asking a total stranger. At Fat Boyz ( A pub, good place to watch Sunday football), he struck up a conversation with a good looking lady ( But what the hell did he know! It was dark and he was on his 7th Club!).
He explained the situation and she told him that she would tell him the meaning on condition he gave her his number. Happy to get his answer and get picked up at the same time, he did not object. She took a big gulp at her beer and looked down at him and said "Men come in four sizes, Small, Medium, Large and......... BANANGE!
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